Lord Of Butts

atrobel:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.

If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

do people casually refer to friends as cunts as a term of endearment in Australia?
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drinkyourfuckingmilk:

wherewereyouwheniwasnew:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

Not everyone, particularly in the older generations, but the majority of people in my age group absolutely use it as a term of endearment. In my experience, if you’re not being an outright foul-mouth to your friends, it’s not true friendship. 

A few examples (bail out now if the word is distasteful to you)

"Oi cunt" = "Hey friend!"

"Ya fucking mad cunt" = "You are a wild and beautiful spirit"

"Nah cunt." = "No thank you, friend."

"Yeah, nah, cunt" = "I love you but that suggestion is terrible, I am not getting involved". 

"What a loose cunt" = "What an awesome and brave person"

"Ya sick cunt" = "You’re crazy and I love you for it."

"You wot, cunt?" = "Sorry, say that again, I didn’t quite catch that."

"Cuuuuunt" = "Friiiieeeend"

Oh, I forgot one:

"Ya shitcunt" = "You have disappointed me, friend."

My mate Steve texts me every birthday with “Happy birthday ya cunt”…if he stopped I would feel like our friendship was damaged.

Cass, the maddest cunt in my life, proves my point <3

relahvant:

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

australian media is the best bc they just dont care

fabricatedplant:

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.

fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock

galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed

desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock

cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock

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bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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i am very peeved about no longer having  computer

p much my life needs to be put on hold till i can replace it

because fucking graphic design kinda revolves around fucking computers

and possible clients are god damn rude because i cant take on anymore work

fuck

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god